What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 04:21
Nuts and Butts
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
S&P 500 to Soar on Fading Tariffs Impact, Analysts Say - Barron's
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Mazda Blamed Owners Until Regulators Stepped In - Carscoops
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Bowel Cancer in Young People Is Rising – Here's How to Reduce Your Risk - ScienceAlert
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Unclear if rock bottom, but Braves hit it anyway in 11-10 stunner loss - Battery Power
No way
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Inflation slides to 1.9% in Europe, as worries shift from prices to Trump and tariffs - AP News
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Underwater Megavolcano Set to Release Millions of Tons of Lava, Experts Warn - The Daily Galaxy
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
General framework bridges quantum thermodynamics and non-Markovianity - Phys.org